shhh.baby
Crying

Nursery — code red

screaming at ~96 dB (unverified)
zzz

tank status

EMPTY

the baby stopped sleeping the moment the money did

A live social experiment — silence is for sale

Keep the baby quiet.

An extremely real baby runs on money. Every $1 buys exactly 1 minute of sleep. When the tank hits zero, it screams — and the biggest bidder's product owns the spotlight.

awake — funds ran out

00:02:22

each new bid silences it instantly and starts the clock again

See the spotlight

Secure live payments. Every bid extends the baby's sleep in real-time.

6m

total funded

2

bids placed

$5.00

top bid

Sponsors

The spotlight& the leaderboard

Ranked purely by bid amount — pay more, climb higher. Rank #1's product owns the spotlight card.

Top bidder — spotlight

vaultpass

vaultpass.site

$5.00

winning bid

+5m

sleep bought

1d ago

placed

any single bid above $5.00 steals this card

The rules of the nursery

01

Feed the meter

$1 buys exactly one minute of sleep. $0.10 buys six seconds. The baby does not negotiate.

02

Silence while funded

The second the tank hits zero the wailing resumes. Top up before expiry and the nap never breaks.

03

Top bid gets famous

The biggest single bid owns the spotlight — product name and live link, seen by everyone checking on a screaming baby.